I do, however, bring you TWO (that's right, not one, not one and a half, TWO) unintended sexual remarks. OH WAIT. I bring you THREE unintended sexual remarks. How great am I?
Sexual remark No.1: Hebrew class. My teacher just taught us the word for piano, and I quote, "Now that I taught you guys how to say piano, how would you say penis?"
*Everyone looks really confused*
"Come on, it's not hard -"
"That's what she said!"
"-how do you say PENIS?"
"Penis?"
"Yeah, penis. Pe-nis. PENIS PENIS PENIS."
My dear hebrew teacher, I think you meant PIANIST.
Sexual remark No.2: Spanish class. (Crazy language class coincidence? I think not.)
Mr. Jakob: Bojangles (yes, there's a kid named BoJangles), read the lesson aim from the board.
Bojangles: Pagina trescientos y dos, #3. Acaben!
Sounds normal, right? (Well not if you don't know spanish, but whatever.) Pagina is pronounced Pa-hina. Guess how he pronounced it. That's right. Vagina with a freakin' P. PAJINA. What the hell is a PAJINA.
Sexual remark No. 3: Hebrew class. (I TOLD you it wasn't a coincidence, you didn't believe me!)
Kid: Mr. Lancestein are those new pants?
Mr. Lancestein: Yeah, they're nice right? I like the back pockets, did you see them?
Kid: Mr. Lancestein I don't tend to stare at your ass-
Other kid: I tend to stare at your ass sir!
Mr. Lancestein: Extra credit!
Okay I admit, not exactly unintentional. I wonder if that kid ever did get the extra credit...
That's all for now. OH except I have a newfound love for Linkin Park and Grey's Anatomy. Okay THAT'S all for now.
